Who's who in the Pellicano scandal?

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THE COMEDIAN: CHRIS ROCK
AGE 41
HEIGHT 5’11”

NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT EW’s funniest person in America (2004)

PELLICANO LINK His reps hired Anthony Pellicano after Monika Zsibrita alleged (incorrectly) in 1999 that he fathered her child; the PI’s indictment listed the model as a target of illegal surveillance.

THE MOVIE STAR: KEVIN COSTNER
AGE 51
HEIGHT 6’1”

NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT Director and star of 1990’s Best Picture

PELLICANO LINK When a British tabloid in the early ’90s published a woman’s story about a romance with Costner (which he denied), Pellicano reportedly helped quash the story in the U.S.

THE STUDIO CHIEF: RON MEYER
AGE 61
HEIGHT 5’9”

NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT Founded CAA with Michael Ovitz in 1974

PELLICANO LINK According to The New York Times, the Universal president visited the PI in prison three times and spearheaded an effort to raise money for Pellicano’s family.