By Scott Brown
Updated May 01, 2006 at 07:31 PM EDT
Revenge of the Nerds: Kobal Collection

Is it ever too early to remake a movie? Apparently not. Revenge of the Nerds returneth. Dare we hope that the new Ogre will be computer-generated?

Oh, and speaking of computer generation, Clash of the Titans will also be returning from the depths of Tartarus. Excuse me, but what is the point of Clash of the Titans without Ray Harryhausen’s Claymation?

You realize what’s next, don’t you? Seventies horror remakes were only the beginning. They’ll be going after The Breakfast Club next. Petition below to stop the madness — before Gorp: Beginnings gets off the ground!

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