Anna Nicole Smith still hasn’t received a dime of her late husband’s money, and today’s Supreme Court ruling in her favor won’t change that; it merely paves the way for a retrial. Still, that means we can all continue to cross our fingers that the proceedings will air on Court TV. Plus, the unanimous ruling is a moral victory for celebreality stars everywhere. (Because if the law doesn’t protect them, it doesn’t protect any of us.) Note to Justice Scalia: Your thank-you gift basket of TrimSpa products is in the mail.

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