Tonight marks the first night of the offensive National TV-Turnoff Week, which I will celebrate by turning on one show per night that I would never normally watch. (See what happens when people attack my deeply held personal beliefs?) For tonight, I’m considering CBS’ Two and a Half Men or UPN’s Half & Half. PopWatchers have till 9 p.m. to weigh in and make my decision for me; I’ll report back on one of these so-called sitcoms tomorrow morning. So go ahead, people, tell me which show is getting 30 of my valuable minutes.