Here are some suggested gifts for the TomKitten, the Pitt-Jolie joint production, and other celebrity babies
Credit: Holmes and Cruise: Flynet Pictures

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

For daughter, Suri, born April 18, we suggest:

· A helmet for motorcycle rides (or for when Daddy gets a little too excited)

· An ”L. Ron Is My Homeboy” baby tee

· A donation to Oprah’s Angel Network

· A Mohawk haircut (so she can be the Suri with the fringe on top)