Evangeline Lilly: Art Streiber
April 08, 2006 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Should I go and get a ruler?”
KATE (EVANGELINE LILLY), WITNESSING A MACHO-MAN STANDOFF BETWEEN JACK (MATTHEW FOX) AND SAWYER (JOSH HOLLOWAY), ON LOST

”I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That, and my sister’s.”
KELLY (MINDY KALING), CONTEMPLATING MORTALITY, ON THE OFFICE

”I would home-school my child before they went to Jade’s class.”
DANIELLE, REACTING TO THE REVELATION THAT HER SURLY RIVAL DREAMS OF BEING A KINDERGARTEN TEACHER, ON AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

”You’re just water under the bridge — duplicitous, evil water.”
VERONICA (KRISTIN BELL) TO EX-BOYFRIEND TROY (AARON ASHMORE), ON VERONICA MARS

”My stepfather has a saying that everybody’s either an asset or a liability, and he feels like I’m a liability. I’m trying to prove to him that, hey, I put the ass in asset.”
AUTO-FRANCHISE HEIR T.R., ON WHY HE’S PARTAKING IN SURVIVAL OF THE RICHEST

”Yes, yes, we could eat it in moderation, but wouldn’t it be easier to just rearrange a mammal’s cellular structure?”
JON STEWART, DISCUSSING GENETICALLY MODIFIED PIGS, ON THE DAILY SHOW

”My advice, Kevin? First get a day job, and then don’t quit it.”
DAVID SPADE, ABOUT KEVIN FEDERLINE’S FORAY INTO MUSIC, ON THE SHOWBIZ SHOW

”It was like an dictionary salesman. I mean, I already have an encyclopedia collection over here, and you want to sell me a dictionary.”
CIRIE, DISCUSSING TERRY’S PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO WOO HER INTO HIS MINORITY ALLIANCE, ON SURVIVOR

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