For April Fool’s Day this weekend, the cast of The Office (sans Steve Carell) shot a few public service announcements, using NBC’s “The More You Know” template.

If you, like me, think this show is one of the funniest things since the messy death of Samuel L. Jackson in Deep Blue Sea, then I’d advise you to go there now. I think Dwight’s dissertation on bears may be my favorite. (“Black bears run from you. Brown bears run at you.”)

NBC, my congratulations. I know it’s not easy for a corporate behemoth to hand over its pious promo material for parody. But you entrusted it to your most talented team. It’s not like you gave it to Joe Rogan or something.

Now, back to petitioning CBS to let me make JAG: The Musical!