Because the Republican National Convention was apparently not traumatic enough, New York will once again play host to a rowdy conclave of hard-partying plutocrats: The MTV Video Music Awards. Come August, the VMA’s will return to the city from whence they sprang, citing “homesickness.” (Isn’t it ADORABLE when a bloated awards show gets homesick?) Look out, Diamond District: Kanye West is coming for you.