Who would you pick to get 'Desperate'?
So rumor has it that Fight Club‘s Jared Leto (pictured, in character as Mark David Chapman for Chapter 27) is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives as a supermarket clerk who woos Eva Longoria’s Gabrielle, but for some reason, I can’t get excited. (Unless, of course, Leto plans to resurrect My So Called Life‘s Jordan Catalano as a shelf-stocking heartbreaker.)
Let’s be honest: With Nicollette Sheridan’s Edie essentially declawed (and MIA) and Sharon Lawrence’s Maisy Gibbons in the pen for hooking, Wisteria Lane could use a Suburbasaurus Rex to wreak havoc in the ‘hood. I’d bring in Threshold‘s Carla Gugino, a TV star still in search of a worthy vehicle, as a swinging soccer mom with the hots for Lynette’s husband and a messy noise dispute with Susan.
Who would you cast on Desperate Housewives, and what role would you like to see them play?
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