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Credit: Jared Leto: James Devaney/WireImage.com

So rumor has it that Fight Club‘s Jared Leto (pictured, in character as Mark David Chapman for Chapter 27) is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives as a supermarket clerk who woos Eva Longoria’s Gabrielle, but for some reason, I can’t get excited. (Unless, of course, Leto plans to resurrect My So Called Life‘s Jordan Catalano as a shelf-stocking heartbreaker.)

Let’s be honest: With Nicollette Sheridan’s Edie essentially declawed (and MIA) and Sharon Lawrence’s Maisy Gibbons in the pen for hooking, Wisteria Lane could use a Suburbasaurus Rex to wreak havoc in the ‘hood. I’d bring in Threshold‘s Carla Gugino, a TV star still in search of a worthy vehicle, as a swinging soccer mom with the hots for Lynette’s husband and a messy noise dispute with Susan.

Who would you cast on Desperate Housewives, and what role would you like to see them play?

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