TV's funniest lines from March 7 to 13. Read the expanded online-only version of our favorite quips, then vote for the best quote

By EW Staff
Updated March 18, 2006 at 05:00 AM EST
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Credit: Mia Kirshner: Jaimie Trueblood/Showtime

”The next time we see Jenny, she might be with a German shepherd.”
TIM (ERIC MABIUS), COMMENTING ON THE UNIQUE DATING HABITS OF JENNY (MIA KIRSHNER), ON THE L WORD

”I don’t like gay people, I don’t like Muslims, I don’t like abortions, I don’t like anything liberal. But other than that, I really like to get along with people.”
SOON-TO-BE-REJECTED DANI, ON AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL

”I’m a mink!”
CONTESTANT KELLIE PICKLER, INCORRECTLY RESPONDING TO BEING CALLED A ”MINX” BY SIMON COWELL, ON AMERICAN IDOL

”You’re afraid that Burke will realize he makes a better girlfriend than you?”
IZZIE (KATHERINE HEIGL) TO CRISTINA (SANDRA OH), AFTER GEORGE (T.R. KNIGHT) AND BURKE (ISAIAH WASHINGTON) START TO MALE-BOND, ON GREY’S ANATOMY

”So we like to have fun. Who doesn’t understand that better than an unwed, knocked-up teenager?”
PROSPECTIVE ADOPTIVE MOTHER GABRIELLE (EVA LONGORIA), AFTER CARLOS (RICARDO ANTONIO CHAVIRA) WORRIES THAT ALL THEIR FAMILY PHOTOS SHOW THEM DRUNK OR NAKED, ON DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES

”I wish, you know, her brain was bigger than her boobs.”
RUSSIAN CONTESTANT LENNY, DISCUSSING VOLUPTUOUS PROJECT MANAGER THERESA, ON THE APPRENTICE

”While appearing on The View, Donald Trump said if his 25-year-old daughter Ivanka wasn’t his child, he would date her. Meanwhile, Ivanka said if Donald Trump wasn’t her father, she would mace him.”
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

”There’s civil war, totally, and it’s a great sign. Look how fast Iraq is growing up. It took America almost a century to turn on itself. These guys? Three years. At this rate, in a couple of months, they’ll let black people vote.”
CORRESPONDENT ROB CORDDRY, ON THE DAILY SHOW

”Wafah Dufour bin Laden, a niece of Osama bin Laden, has signed a deal to star in a reality show…called Skating With Nieces of Terrorists.”
TINA FEY, ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

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