Unless you’re one of those people who don’t go to the movies or own a TV (which would make you a very unlikely visitor to PopWatch), then you know Natalie Portman (at left) went all bald and bad-ass for her role in V for Vendetta. Quite the opposite, Vin Diesel (at right), who’s typically shorn and steely, gets lock-ed up for Find Me Guilty.

Putting aside your excitement level for the films in question, which ‘do looks better?

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