Jason Patric, Sandra Bullock, ...
Credit: Speed 2: Cruise Control: Ron Phillips

”Sequels, as a general rule, blow,” writes Chris Nashawaty in the new issue of EW. ”But some are so ill-conceived, so cynically calculated, and so aggressively inept that they need to be called out and held accountable in the public square. Or, in this case, Entertainment Weekly.” And that’s exactly what he goes on to do in ”The 25 Worst Sequels Ever Made,” a hilarious piece that includes my new favorite term — je ne sais crap — and skewers my all-time least-favorite sequel, Speed 2: Cruise Control costarring Sandra Bullock and Jason Patric, pictured). It should’ve been Rated P — for puh-leeze!

Anyhow, PopWatchers, check out the full list of 25 offenders and then weigh in with your picks for the all-time worst movie sequels. Does your list match ours? Holla back!

addCredit(“Speed 2: Cruise Control: Ron Phillips”)