Margeaux Watson's Hot Mess of the Week -- Looking at Alan Cumming's crazy career choices

Actor Alan Cumming is gleefully naked in ads for his cologne and skin-care line, called — wait for it — Cumming. The budding naturist also sported backless chaps to play a bar manager on The L Word, where he performed a sex act on a trannie’s detachable appendage. But why stop there? Cumming is now considering the role of a gay cabaret star-turned-rugby coach in the film Coming Out. (We’re confident he’ll find a way to bare his assets there.) There’s no denying the man has talent(s), but lately we’d rather see him going than…aw, hell, even we’re sick of this pun already.