The Grammy gift bag's oddest offerings

With all the awards shows out there, it has become increasingly difficult to find the craziest swag offer. They all crazy! But we try. For example, the Grammys’ $64,000 grab bag contains these gems:

Best Product Name Speaking Roses (pictured). With Valentine’s Day around the corner, who wouldn’t want a dozen long-stemmed roses with flowery prose (or, heck, even your mug) printed on them? Blech. (Value: $60)

Most Expensive Item You Ignite Victoria’s Secret Mood Candle. The girl with the 28-year-old secret has made a jumbo-sized version of this yummy smelling candle for bold-faced performers and presenters. (Value: $200)

Too Much Information Award KY’s touch massage products. Please don’t make me write anything more. (Value: $70)

What would you want in your gift bag?