I went on 'The Bachelor,' and all I got was this T-shirt slogan

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when life gives you rotten eggs, do like The Bachelor did and reject Allie G. The biological-clock shock doc from may not have won the heart of Travis, but she did coin the first great catchphrase of 2006. So let’s not begrudge her a 16th minute of fame as she capitalizes on her newfound notoriety by marketing ”My Eggs Are Rotting” T-shirts on her website.

Crass? Maybe, but if you want to make an omelette, you have to break… well, you know.