TV's funniest lines from Dec. 26 to Jan. 3. Read the expanded online-only version of our favorite quips, then vote for the best quote

By EW Staff
Updated January 06, 2006 at 05:00 AM EST
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Santino Rice: Virginia Sherwood

”They haven’t had sex in their life.”
DESIGNER SANTINO, EXPLAINING WHY COMPETITORS MARLA, DIANA, AND GUADALUPE WOULD LOSE THE LINGERIE-DESIGNING CHALLENGE, ON PROJECT RUNWAY

”Uh, Jason…when you’re filling out a female patient’s exam report, her breasts can be ‘healthy’ or ‘unhealthy.’ Never ‘bangin’ double Ds.’ ”
J.D. (ZACH BRAFF), ADDRESSING ONE OF HIS INTERNS, ON SCRUBS

”If you didn’t have adult-onset diabetes, I wouldn’t mind giving you a little sugar.”
GOB (WILL ARNETT), FLIRTING WITH THE ELDERLY DURING HIS ACCIDENTAL DAY OF WORK, ON ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT

”Yesterday on The View, Joy Behar and Star Jones got in a huge on-air fight about religion. Apparently, it all started when Joy showed Star her menorah — and Star used it as a fork.”
CONAN O’BRIEN, ON LATE NIGHT

”President Bush is trying to put the best spin he can on this eavesdropping scandal, like he said today: ‘This proves we have a government that listens to the people.’ ”
JAY LENO, ON THE TONIGHT SHOW

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