Let’s play What’s Weirder. Pick a Weird Celebrity Quote of the Day from among these choices:

A) ”Abstinence doesn’t require as much self-discipline anymore. We never had any serious groupies, anyway. Our generation got screwed.”
–Weezer frontman Rivers Cuomo, telling Blender magazine why he’s gone six months beyond his two-year vow of celibacy

B) ”I don’t [expletive] belong here! Why don’t you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You’ve already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too!”
Lost‘s Michelle Rodriguez (left), talking to arresting officers during her Dec. 1 drunk-driving bust, according to a police report obtained by Hawaii’s KITV

C) ”I’d like to confirm that Vince Vaughn prefers older women and that Jennifer is just my beard. It was me in the car with Vince in Arizona and I was looped. I’m having a ball and Jennifer is taking all the guff.”
Rumor Has It‘s Shirley MacLaine, joking to the Calgary Sun about the media scrutiny of costar Jennifer Aniston’s love life

D) ”This question is starting to make me feel cheap. I’m turning into a party trick. Everywhere I go — I lie down to get a massage and they’re like, ‘I have to ask you.’ It’s certainly not their business.”
Brokeback Mountain‘s Michelle Williams, telling Newsweek she’s tired of being asked about Dawson’s Creek costar Katie Holmes and her couch-jumping fiancé

See our pick after the jump.

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Okay, we can toss A), since extended abstinence doesn’t sound too weirdfor a guy who once opened an album with the song ”Tired of Sex.” AndB) sounds like something Ana-Lucia would say on the show. Williams’frustration in D) is as understandable as the fact that everyone’sgoing to ask her about TomKat no matter what.

It’s certainly morecommon for stars to be petulant than for them to turn the tables in aclever, I-dare-you-to-press-the-subject-any-further way, as MacLainedoes in C). Bonus points for her follow-up comment: ”If I wereJennifer, I’d slug most of you. Leave the girl alone.” You go, Shirl!