The beauty of a movie like King Kong is that pretty much every daily newspaper in the country reviews it, meaning I get paid to sip Diet Coke and peruse scads of headlines. (Fun!) While I was surprised by the number of reviewers who didn’t take advantage of the numerous opportunities for either simian or kingly puns — c’mon, Akron Beacon Journal, this is the best you could do? — here’s a few that made me, um, roar with laughter, or at least scaled their way to the top of the pack. Which one’s top banana in your book?