The blogfather has a cold, it seems.

But guess what? After watching this video of Mariah Carey hitting those unearthly (and ungodly) high notes, my sinuses are clear. I can breathe better than if I were huffing decongestant out on the loading dock all day — hypothetically speaking…

Sure, there are eight or 10 stray animals (and at least one stray blogger) pawing at my office door, all the PopWatch crystal is shattered, and I still can’t hear out of my left ear, but that’s the sacrifice I’m willing to make for holistic health.

Remember to hydrate!