Katie Couric
Credit: Katie Couric: NBC

I don’t care for the sound of human voices in the morning — not before I’ve consumed at least two Diet Cokes anyhow — but for some reason, I can deal with Katie Couric’s. Her brand of sinister-sweet goes down easy with my bowl of Cheerios, know what I mean? Rumor has it, however, that Couric is contemplating bolting from Today to take over Dan Rather’s old chair at the CBS Evening News. Tough decision. Does she want to make $16 million or $20 million per year? Continue with her brutal early mornings, or finally stay up late and see what this Law & Order show is all about?

Clearly, PopWatchers, Katie needs your help: Weigh in now and help an anchor out, aiight?

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