Bernie Mac
Credit: Bernie Mac: Reuters

In honor of CBS’ Numb3rs, the big man on the Friday TV campus, we present today’s TV news in mathematical-equation form. PopWatchers, grab your No. 2 pencils. Begin!

All In The Family + Everybody Loves Raymond x The Bernie Mac Show – Mr. Mac himself (left) = Fox’s latest sitcom pilot

-Fox Thursdays x thirteen – Evan Rachel Wood = Nikki Reed joining The O.C. for a four-episode run

The Golden Girls + Carson Kressley – Bea Arthur = Queer Eye for the Straight Guy targeting senior women for makeovers (thanks to TV Tattle for the link)

And to think, you said you didn’t have any use for math when you were in school! There’s just some things you can’t do on a calculator, okay?

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