It wasn’t quite a massacre, but most reviewers weren’t kind to 50 Cent and his semiautobiographical film debut, Get Rich or Die Tryin’ (opening today). Whether or not they liked his movie, headline writers had to give 50 Cent this much: He picked a title that offered a wealth of opportunities to pun on the words ”rich,” ”die,” and ”tryin’.” Some sucka MCs (that’s Movie Critics) even tried to rap out a headline, sampling lyrics by Fitty and others. A couple of critics seemed to be reviewing Friday’s release of Pride and Prejudice instead; maybe the Queens-bred rapper will get his revenge when Keira Knightley makes a hip-hop drama. Here’s all the news that’s Fitty to print:

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