Madonna is everywhere!

Seriously, I popped on CSI: Miami last night, and the opening scene featured some soon-to-be murder victims driving with the top down, blasting ”Hung Up.” (Not a bad choice for a final request, but I digress.)

Anyhow, if (like me) you’ve driven your coworkers to the brink of collapse by playing Madge’s ABBA-influenced new single on repeat loop, well I’ve got news for you: Her full CD, Confessions on a Dancefloor, is streaming over at Right now. Go give it a listen, then come on back to PopWatch and share your snap judgment with us. Who knows? If I’m in a good mood, one lucky critic might just get an invite to hear me perform the entire ”American Life” rap at my favorite Manhattan karaoke bar. I promise you: it’ll be ugly!

All together now: “I’m drinkin a soy latte, I get a double shot-tay, it goes right through my body, and you know I’m satisfied…”