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Scream 2, Sarah Michelle Gellar
Credit: Scream 2: The Kobal Collection

So what do Drew Barrymore, Sarah Michelle Gellar (left), Jenny McCarthy, Rose McGowan, Jada Pinkett Smith, and Parker Posey have in common? They were all victims in Wes Craven’s Scream films, of course: Barrymore and McGowan in the first film; Gellar and Pinkett Smith in 2; and McCarthy and Posey in the final chapter of the trilogy.

Interestingly, this week instead of giving me creative answers, you just gave me a lot of backtalk, berating me for making the question too easy (which I acknowledged upfront). Anyhow, also interestingly, most of the haters didn’t know the correct answer. Ah, hubris!

But lots of you did know the answer, and had better manners. As a special Halloween treat (get it?), I’ve listed all the smarty-pants after the jump. A lot of the usual stalkers participants, including Dyan Glazer, Connie Chilton, and the (dum, dum, DUM) return of the PopWatch Bullies, who I’m totally not worrying about because I’ve been taking capoeira — and my bodyguards don’t drink as much as I do.

Prodigal PopWatcher (and insane person) Michael Slezak is running around HQ with that dagblasted Ghostface Killer mask on, so I am off to go explore an abandoned old castle, have a seance, talk about old horror-movie cliches, have carnal relations at the summer camp by the lake, reincarnate a dead relative, adopt a nonverbal toddler named Damien, babysit in a house with two phone lines, and oil my chainsaw.

Plus, I totally have to get to the slaughterhouse before it closes…

Treats and tricks! See you Friday!

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Smarty McSmartsmart!

Gbenga Ajilore
Erin Ayers
Roberto Bailey Jr.
Erica Barreras
Michael Barrick
Steven Bertozzi
Leeann Bonaventura
Amber Boudreau
Ophalandus Brasfield II
Shane Brewer
Stuart Burns
Sarah Burton
Matthew Bussey
Montein Byrd
Nick Caine
Sean Carlson
Robbie Carter
Nicola Cavanaugh
Connie Chilton
Brett Colbo
Anthony Covino
Zerah Delanchian
James DeSimas
Cameron Dunbar
Enrique Fernández Roberts
Liz Fialkoff
Alex Garnett
Dyan Glazer
Robert Goldberg
Paolo Guttadauro
Kelly Hager
Ryan Hamilton
Mark Hannig
Martin Haro
Danielle Hayden
Matt Henry
Craig Higgins
J.J. Jacobs
Eddie Jagabowski
Peter Knegt
Esther Kustanowitz
Daniel Jakes
Nicole Lane
Russ LaViolette
Brittani Leak
Craig Lindsey
Paul Lurie
Brendan Marrese
Jason Marshall
Vickie Martin
Susan Mary
Tiffany McCarthy
Tammy McHale
Maura McKenna
Lisa Menaster
Josh Mertins
Eddie Mouradian
Karl Muller
Ben Nangui
Michael Neubauer
Frank Orozco
Luis Pelaez
Daniel Quiros
Todd Ritter
Todd Scallions
Michael Schwartz
Paul Secrest
Niki Smith
Alex Spearman
Celeste Suris Rosselli
Joseph Sutton
Scott Sylva
Kim Tan
Jason Vargas
Eric Veit
Monique Vasquez
Meg Walsh
Courtney Wheat
Danny Williams
Meghan Winch
Patrick Yearout