Reviewing the reviews: 'Dreamer'
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The opening today of Dreamer offered many critics a dream opportunity to open up their stable of horse quips. A few reviewers tried to pun on the title, but most looked to the subject matter and had a real bridle party writing headlines that riffed on horse gaits, racetrack lingo, and horse tackle. In any case, almost everyone had the horse sense to praise Dakota Fanning (near left); wouldn’t want to upset Hollywood’s most powerful actress. We’ve trotted out a sample of the headlines below.
- Portsmouth (N.H.) Herald: Not quite dream material
- Asbury Park (N.J.) Press: Beautiful ‘Dreamer’
- Biloxi (Miss.) Sun Herald: ‘Dreamer’ won’t put you to sleep
- Rochester (N.Y.) Democrat and Chronicle: Sweet ‘Dreamer’
- USA Today: ‘Dreamer’ clops along
- New York Daily News: ‘Dreamer’ trots out the same old story
- Orlando Sentinel: Tale trots out at pleasant pace
- Kansas City Star: Horse fantasy rides every possible cliché
- Arizona Republic: Sweet ‘Dreamer’ rides nag of a story
- Cleveland Plain Dealer: Dakota Fanning gallops along with family-friendly ‘Dreamer’
- Salem (Ore.) Statesman Journal: ‘Dreamer’ a stampede of horse movie clichés
- Daily Record (Morristown, N.J.): ‘Dreamer’ races over a too familiar track
- Philadelphia Inquirer: A girl and her horse outrun the formula
- Boston Herald: Bet your heart on ‘Dreamer’
- Philadelphia Daily News: ‘Dreamer’ makes it to finish line
- St. Petersburg Times: Racing to success past all clichés
- Washington Times: ‘Dreamer’ leaves viewers at turn
- Toronto Sun: ‘Dreamer’ a winner by a long shot
- Albany (N.Y.) Times Union: ‘Dreamer’ rides into winner’s circle
- Cincinnati.com: In a stable of clichés, Fanning’s a winner
- Detroit Free Press: Saddle up for a feel-good journey
- Canada.com: ‘Dreamer’: Saddled by cliché, but quality performances help
- Edmonton Sun: Dakota reins in ‘Dreamer’
- Houston Chronicle: ‘Dreamer’ plays the horses and heartstrings
- Minneapolis Star Tribune: ‘Dreamer’ rides wave of schmaltz
- Richmond.com (Va.): Hoof dreams: ”Dreamer” tries to race off with ‘Seabiscuit’s” story
- Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Genial ‘Dreamer’ lacks horsepower
- Houston Press: Requiem for a ‘Dreamer’: This horse movie needs to be put down as soon as possible
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