What’s weirder? Or most makes you want to curl up in the fetal position?

A) A Bone Thugs-N-Harmony fan, irate over the group’s canceled club date in Palm Springs, Calif., trying to bite off member Layzie Bone’s finger

B) A new Celine Dion (second item) book that will feature photos of her with notables such as Barbra Streisand, Muhammad Ali, Pope John Paul II, and Bill Clinton

C) Al Roker planning not only a sitcom, but an America’s Next Top Model-style reality show for child models

D) Mariah Carey giving one lucky fan who downloads her ”Shake It Off” remix at iTunes the chance to take her to dinner

Let’s see here: I’m not going to douse Mariah with Haterade for showing love to her fans, and you can’t blame working mom Celine for trying to make a little money off her family photo album. And as horrific as that Layzie Bone incident sounds, the dude deserves our get-well wishes and nothing else. That leaves me no choice but to go with C. Al Roker interacting with child models?

Does anyone need to see that? I dare you to publicly post if you do!