John O'Hurley, So You Think You Can Dance

Okay, so this time, John O’Hurley (left, with partner Charlotte Jorgensen) won. Kelly Monaco still gets to keep the disco-ball trophy she won in July. And Dancing With the Stars host Tom Bergeron, who re-launched the rivalry on Tuesday with the groaner, ”In the tradition of the great rematches — Ali vs. Frazier, McEnroe vs. Borg, the Rolling Stones and Father Time…” gets to go back into mothballs until next year.

Everybody happy now?