It’s official: according to People, Britney and Kevin named their baby Sean Preston Federline (birth weight: 6 pounds, 11 ounces). Congrats to the couple for giving the tot a normal name with a normal spelling and not succumbing to the celebrity trends of making the kid’s name a food item, the place where he was conceived, or a name that begins with K but ought to begin with C (like SPF’s half-siblings, Kori and Kaleb). Plus, the baby’s monogram will remind mom and dad to wear sunscreen. Let’s just hope we don’t have to watch SPF’s birth — or his bris — on the next season of Chaotic.