'Punky,' Seinfeld make babies
Celebrities’ baby-name choices make me nervous. This week’s culprits: Jerry Seinfeld, and Punky Brewster star Soleil Moon Frye (left). According to People, the former has dubbed his son Shepherd Kellen Seinfeld, while the latter’s firstborn is a girl named Poet Sienna Rose Goldberg. These offbeat choices are a little too close to the moniker I’ve got picked out for my future firstborn, and so, I’m using PopWatch to call dibs: Pirate Pashmina Slezak is officially taken! That’s right, Britney, I’m talking to you. You better not even think about it.
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