By Amy Ryan
August 24, 2005 at 11:54 PM EDT

Yes, you can still buy tickets to spend eight days next month aboard the Apprentice Ship, though for at least four of the 15 former Trump wannabes sailing to the Caribbean, it sounds like the voyage of the damned.

Jennifer C. likens the event to a floating Star Trek convention, Bradford is worried about stalkers, Stacie J. is afraid she’ll get seasick all over the hapless fans, and Raj (left) says he’ll need a stiff drink to brace himself for the umpteenth question about Trump’s hair.

You can read their grumblings in full here, but if you really want a good laugh, check out the cruise’s official online promo. If someone working directly under the Donald had created this presentation, they’d be… you know.

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