Tom Cruise, Keri Russell, ...

I’m concerned about my old pal Felicity (at right, with Tom Cruise). I haven’t heard much from her since she graduated from the University of New York back in 2002, and then all of the sudden, I get an email with a photo from her recent vacation, and, apparently, she’s gone from starry-eyed art student to blood-spattered, gun-toting badass. (And check out her forearms!) I have to say, I’m not entirely certain I like seeing Felicity this way. Then again, I guess it beats not seeing her at all.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Yes, Mike has totally lost itagain!]