By Amy Ryan
Updated August 02, 2005 at 11:43 PM EDT

”Billy Idol called. He wants his look back.”

–Jennifer Aniston, breaking her silence to Vanity Fair, offering one of the few unflattering things she has to say about her newly platinum-haired ex-husband-to-be

What if Brad Pitt (far left) wrote cool songs like Billy Idol (left) too? It might go a little something like this, hot off the PopWatch Imaginary Lyrics-o-Matic:

addCredit(“Brad Pitt: Lefteris Pitarakis/AP; Billy Idol: Robert E. Klein/AP”)