TV's funniest quotes from July 14 to 20 -- We pick our favorite quips from talk shows and sitcoms

By EW Staff
July 22, 2005 at 04:00 AM EDT
Howie Gordon: Cliff Lipson/CBS

”I’m here to enlighten people about my lifestyle.”
OPENLY GAY BIG BROTHER 6 HOUSEMATE BEAU

”Then you think we should all be professional shoppers?”
HOWIE, IN RESPONSE TO BEAU

”Hey, Beau, with your experience and your expertise in it, is there anyone else in the house you know is either lesbonic or gay?”
HOWIE

”People are appalled by me, disgusted by me, but deep down they’re like, ‘That’s awesome!”’
HOWIE

”I’ve never seen kung fu porn, but I’d like to.”
HOWIE

”Howie is in Howieland.”
HOUSEMATE APRIL

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