Hmm, for Napoleon Dynamite, shouldn’t they call them inaction figures? The jokers at McFarlane Toys are immortalizing Jon Heder and castmates as 12-inch plastic collectibles. MTV News has the pictures here. Priced at $12.99, they arrive in stores in November, though I’m holding out for the deluxe $39.99 talking Napoleon. Not sure what it’ll say (”Whatever I FEEL like I wanna say!”), but you can simulate the experience here. ”Tina, come get some ham!”