July 15, 2005 at 06:42 PM EDT

Great minds think alike. Both LL Cool J and Corey Feldman are starring in remakes of Fatal Attraction. LL’s is apparently serious, the first installment in a multi-pic deal with Lions Gate, which hopes the pectorally-blessed rapper-actor will attract an underserved market of African-American women. The other is a current Off Broadway spoof, in which Feldman is getting positive reviews (here and here) for his parodic Michael Douglas impersonation, which includes busting some Michael Jackson-esque dance moves. (Wonder who he learned those from? Oh yeah. Ewww.) Who’s next? Well, let’s see, who else could benefit from some Fatal Career Resurrection? Umm… Greg the Bunny?

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