Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, ...
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Let’s hope that if Fox holds both Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie to their contracts for a fourth season of The Simple Life — despite the fact that the BFFs have had a high-profile falling out — that the network turns the heiresses’ respective wedding-planning processes into a hilarious bloodsport. (Think: Bridezillas + The Apprentice + a little Carrie thrown in for good measure. You bring the Dom Perignon; I’ll bring the pig’s blood!)

Would you tune in to see Paris and Nicole try to upstage (and sabotage) each others’ big day, or has The Simple Life lemon been squeezed dry already? Holla back!