TV's funniest quotes from June 29 to July 5 -- We pick our favorite quips from talk shows and sitcoms
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Credit: Katie Couric: NBC

”What do you think America thinks of him? Seriously. Is he, like, the conductor on the crazy train?”
KATIE COURIC, DISCUSSING TOM CRUISE’S RECENT ANTICS WITH SOME BEST WEEK EVER PUNDITS, ON TODAY

”I mean, should I start humping the bed, or what should I do?”
MELINDA, HAVING GONE WITHOUT SEX FOR SEVERAL DAYS, ON THE REAL WORLD: AUSTIN

”Aww, hell to the no!”
WHITNEY HOUSTON, IN RESPONSE TO PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING, ON BEING BOBBY BROWN

”There’s an old saying that ‘Cream rises to the top.’ Tonight, I’m starting to see some cream.”
TOMMY HILFIGER, ATTEMPTING TO PRAISE THE CONTESTANTS BUT JUST SOUNDING CREEPY, ON THE CUT

”Maybe you don’t recognize me because I’m not in an orange jumpsuit.”
BOBBY, TALKING TO A COUPLE OF BYSTANDERS IN A RESTAURANT, ON BEING BOBBY BROWN.

”I fight bulls for a living. Yet I am a vegetarian.”
JOHN O’HURLEY, GETTING INTO CHARACTER FOR THE MATADOR-INSPIRED PASO DOBLE DANCE, ON DANCING WITH THE STARS.

”At the very least it means I can have sex with my husband again.”
SURROGATE MOTHER MARY (JENNIFER ELISE COX), TELLING KEITH (MATHEW ST. CLAIR), THAT SHE’S PREGNANT WITH HIS SPERM, ON SIX FEET UNDER.

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