I sat through Swept Away (in a movie theater, mind you). I watched when she popped up on Will & Grace. I rented the world’s worst unintentional comedy, Body of Evidence (”Have you ever seen animals make love, Frank?”). And yet, somehow, I remain inexplicably excited about the prospect of seeing my favorite singer of all time, Madonna, continue her reign of acting terror with a guest spot on Ricky ”The Office” Gervais’ new sitcom, Extras (thanks to TV Tattle for the link).