Martha Stewart doesn’t speak the same language as Donald Trump (natch). When the domestic diva’s spinoff of The Apprentice launches on NBC this fall, the show’s rules, look, and even its signature catchphrase will be different than The Donald’s version, according to a report in the New York Post. Which raises the question: Will Martha be able to improve on Trump’s brief-yet-effective ”You’re fired” sendoff? Since I can’t come up with anything better than ”The servant’s exit is at the back!”, your suggestions are not only welcome, they’re obviously needed. Post away!

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