By Michael Slezak
Updated June 16, 2005 at 09:07 PM EDT

This just in from our fact-checking department: Apparently my good friend Felicity Porter — we spent a lot of time together while she was allegedly attending the University of New York, an institution that apparently does not exist — is rumored to be the creation of an ”actress” by the name of ”Keri Russell.” Something fishy is going on here, people, and our earlier post regarding Felicity’s foray into the world of international spy games is starting to make sense.