All that disgusting exposed flesh — and that’s just in the burger. Now that the notorious Paris Hilton softcore sandwich spot is spreading to Eastern U.S. markets, easily outraged West Coast vegans and puritans can share their revulsion with the rest of the country. I think the vegans have the stronger argument; after all, as recruiting firm Accolo.com reminds us, eating a BBQ Thickburger is more likely to make you look like this than like La Hilton . (Here’s a faster-downloading version of Accolo’s clip.) Note to self: I don’t need to see that!