Alfre Woodard
Credit: Desperate Housewives: Ron Tom

Thanks to columnist Michael Ausiello for forwarding his scoop about Betty Applewhite (Alfre Woodard), the mysterious new neighbor on Desperate Housewives — it’s aa juicy spoiler he stumbled on because of an inadvertent leak by the publicists at ABC. Let’s just say that his tidbit helps explain why Betty and her son moved into their Wisteria Lane home in the dead of night. (Hint: Remember Sloth from The Goonies?)

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