June 06, 2005 at 04:00 AM EDT

100°F Good Morning America closes gap with Today to 40,000 viewers. Dianemania or Katiephobia?

80°F 51 million viewers watch the finales of either American Idol or Lost. Cable, shmable.

60°F Danica Patrick is first female driver to lead Indy 500 pack. Movie producers, start your engines.

40°F Martin Scorsese will direct a doc on Airbus. No, not Diane Arbus. Airbus, as in the planes.

20°F Yup, that’s 14 straight weekends of box office slump, despite three films scoring over $50 mil.

0°F Tom Cruise insults Brooke Shields on Access Hollywood. Said Shields, speaking for many: ”Tom should stick to saving the world from aliens.”

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