Dalton Ross's Hit List for the week of June 3, 2005
The 10 hottest topics for the week of June 3, 2005
Dalton Ross’s Hit List for the week of June 3, 2005
1 THEATER OWNER BANS MONSTER-IN-LAW DUE TO JANE FONDA’S VIETNAM ACTIVISM He even posted a sign declaring ”No Jane Fonda movie in this theater.” Right next to the one reading ”House of Wax — bring the kids! USA! USA!”
2 RAY ROMANO SAYS HE’S DONE WITH NETWORK SITCOMS Tell you what — tack on the words ”. . .and Mooseport” and we’ll call it a draw.
3 TOM CRUISE BRINGS NEW GIRLFRIEND KATIE HOLMES ON OPRAH ”But seriously — we really value our privacy. . . .Oh, all right, just a few more pictures. Can I get a box to stand on?”
4 JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT TO STAR IN GHOST WHISPERER, FRIDAYS AT 8 P.M. ON CBS Wait, isn’t that Joan of Arcadia‘s slot? Yo, J-Love, why don’t you whisper to God and see how He feels about that?
5 REVENGE OF THE SITH MAKES $158.4 MILLION IN FIRST FOUR DAYS See what happens when you make Gungans mute?
6 U.S. GOVERNMENT WANTS TO KEEP OUTER SPACE CLEAR OF ADVERTISING BILLBOARDS Billboards in outer space, eh? So, maybe that was the Lucky Charms leprechaun I saw up there after a few too many magically delicious Milwaukee’s Bests the other night.
7 TARA REID AGREES TO HOST E!’S WILD ON! SERIES Practice makes perfect, I guess.
8 MADAGASCAR OPENS Computer-animated talking animals move yet another step closer to taking over the world. Damn your wisecracks and box office invincibility!
9 OVER THE TOP OUT ON DVD If you see only one Sylvester Stallone arm-wrestling movie in your lifetime. . .
10 ABC PRESENTS DANCING WITH THE STARS Wait, is that really Evander Holyfield doing the cha-cha-cha, or is this the Milwaukee’s Best talking again?