Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo
Here are some things international superstar Rob Schneider wouldn’t get on the phone to tell us: He’s exploring the complex character of Deuce Bigalow, fish aficionado-turned-fifth-rate ”prosti-dude,” in a second film, this one set against the backdrop of the intrigue-laced European gigolo scene. Schneider wasn’t available to inform us that Deuce’s former pimp, T.J. Hicks (Eddie Griffin), stands accused of murdering Europe’s greatest man-whores, and that Deuce reenters ”the life” to clear his pal’s name. Schneider couldn’t be bothered to rattle off Deuce’s clients’ ”abnormalities,” which include the always hilarious obsessive-compulsive disorder. Or to give away the ending: Deuce finally becomes Darth Vader. See what happens, Rob Schneider? See what happens when you don’t get on the phone?