TV's funniest quotes for the week of Mar 25 2005 -- We pick our favorite quips from talk shows and sitcoms
”Last time you gave me something, I drank cranberry juice for a week.”
JULIE COOPER (MELINDA CLARKE) TO HER SKEEVY EX-BOYFRIEND LANCE (JOHNNY MESSNER), ON THE O.C.
”A Swedish company is marketing Nudie Jeans, a new brand of men’s blue jeans that never require washing. Or, as most guys call them, ‘jeans.”’
AMY POEHLER ON SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE
”You are the musical equivalent of Ryan Seacrest insomuch as you look the part, you do everything right, and yet you are disappointed with the performance.”
SIMON COWELL TO LINDSEY CARDINALE ON AMERICAN IDOL