Dalton Ross's Hit List for the week of Mar. 11 2005
The 10 hottest topics for the week of Mar. 11 2005
Dalton Ross’s Hit List for the week of Mar. 11 2005
1 MILLION DOLLAR BABY RULES THE OSCARS
Does this mean I can finally write about that damn plot twist? What’s the statute of limitations on these things anyway? Speaking of which: Rosebud? It’s a freakin’ sled.
2 THIEVES NAB $382,000 WORTH OF JEWELRY FROM JACK OSBOURNE
$382,000 of jewelry?!? Dude, that’s not all they stole. Seems they made off with your street cred as well.
3 HALLE BERRY SHOWS UP TO ACCEPT WORST ACTRESS RAZZIE FOR CATWOMAN
Hey, Halle, I thought that movie sucked too. Does that mean we can hang out? I’ll bring Doritos?
4 FILMING ON EUCALYPTUS POSTPONED. ONE REASON? RUSSELL CROWE’S OBJECTION TO A SCENE WHERE HE EXPOSES HIMSELF TO QUEEN ELIZABETH
That’s okay — I’m sure she’s willing to wait.
5 ASTRONOMERS DISCOVER NEW GALAXY
The bad news: It’s invisible. The good news: Its invisibility is a result of dark matter that exhibits a gravitational force that joins other galaxies together. The bad news: I have no idea what that means.
6 FRED DURST SEX TAPE SHOWN ON INTERNET
Oh, so that’s where the ”limp” in Limp Bizkit comes from. Got it.
7 SHARON STONE SAYS SHE WOULD CONSIDER ROMANCE WITH A WOMAN
As would I. Speaking of which — Halle, do you prefer Cooler Ranch or Nacho Cheesier?
8 QUENTIN TARANTINO TO DIRECT CSI SEASON FINALE
I’m guessing he’s not going to Kill Gil, but turning Grissom into a kung-fu-fighting street pimp or an assassin in a tracksuit could be a sweeps stunt for the ages.
9 JOHN TRAVOLTA MAY DO DRAG FOR HAIRSPRAY FILM
It’s a movie based on a play based on a movie about a fictional TV show. Only now Vinnie Barbarino is wearing a dress. Okay, I’m in.
10 BE COOL OPENS
No Vinnie Barbarino in a dress? I’m out.