By EW Staff
December 19, 2003 at 05:00 AM EST

”I thought I was a self-hating Jew, but it turns out I’m just a plain old anti-Semite.” KRUSTY THE CLOWN, AFTER DISCOVERING THAT HE HASN’T HAD A BAR MITZVAH, ON THE SIMPSONS

”I don’t think Ryan’s love for Trista needs to be tested by a girl in a catsuit.” GROOMSMAN PETE, AFTER SAVING RYAN FROM A STRIPPER, ON TRISTA & RYAN’S WEDDING

”Well, this is what Clay Aiken is gonna look like in 30 years.” BARRY MANILOW, REFERRING TO HIMSELF, ON HIS LIVE BY REQUEST A&E CHRISTMAS SPECIAL

”It’s a big deal — a gay man breaking into the ranks of nursing. It’s like a butch girl playing softball. You just don’t see it every day.” KAREN (MEGAN MULLALLY) TO JACK (SEAN HAYES) ON WILL & GRACE