The Deal Report
MOVIES Tom Hanks, in cahoots with the mujahideen! His company just bought the rights to the new book Charlie Wilson’s War, and he wants to play the real-life Texas congressman who worked with the CIA to train Afghan freedom fighters in the struggle against the Soviet Union…. Taxi! Jimmy Fallon will play a detective and Queen Latifah the cabbie who chauffeurs him round town, while Barbershop boss Tim Story directs this remake of a French comedy…. Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison will produce a remake of Burt Reynolds’ 1974 The Longest Yard; alas, Sandler isn’t planning on playing the convict captain of a prison football team…. Vince Vaughn — last seen admirably holding his own against Will Ferrell in Old School — has joined Keanu Reeves, Tilda Swinton, and Vincent D’Onofrio in Thumbsucker, about a kid who can’t stop sucking his thumb…. Jamie Kennedy is attached to star in The Afterparty, a comedy about a guy who gets so wasted at his bachelor party that a movie’s worth of complications ensue…. Abandon Pictures reportedly plans to turn the comic strip Hagar the Horrible into a live-action feature; now option Beetle Bailey and Funky Winkerbean and let’s have us a trilogy!
TELEVISION James Brolin is Ronald to Judy Davis’ Nancy in CBS’ four-hour The Reagans…. Crazy old guys on the loose! Comics legend Stan Lee and Playboy guru Hugh Hefner are teaming up for — honest to goodness — Hef’s Superbunnies, a cartoon series about a hot team of Playmates who, led by Hef, fight bad guys…. Finally, in a deal that bodes well for the apocalypse, Rosanna Arquette (Having Babies II) is working with ABC Family on a sitcom loosely based on her life. We recommend Nicolas Cage for the role of the sulking movie-star ex-brother-in-law. Gregory Kirschling