Lil' Mo, you've got 15 minutes...

By Evan Serpick
Updated May 09, 2003 at 04:00 AM EDT

1. Who is the smartest of the Three Stooges?

Moe. That’s an easy one.

2. Fill in the blank: ”Good things come in ______ packages.”

Small. I’m 4’11”, so I fit the description.

3. If your single ”4Ever,” featuring Fabolous, is X, and ”10 Commandments,” featuring Lil’ Kim, is Y, what is X + Y?

4Ever10 Commandments. Or maybe 14EverCommandments.

4. Spell fabulous.

F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S. No? Oh, I thought you said fab-o-lous.

5. Rank these Lil’s from biggest to lil’est: Lil’ Wayne, Lil’ Bow Wow, Lil’ Romeo, Li’l Abner, Little Orphan Annie.

I think Lil’ Bow Wow might be taller than Lil’ Wayne right now. No — Lil’ Romeo, he’s tall now. Then, Lil’ Bow Wow, Lil’ Wayne — well, Annie, she might be tall now, I don’t know. I’ll go Romeo, Bow Wow, Wayne, Annie, Abner.